The Art of Extortion.

Dude just can’t help himself. Gotta open his mouth and dropkick his own throat.

All because he fucked up.

It’s a threat. To your security. To your data. To you in general.

Hey kids. Wanna see an unregistered firearm?

I was born flatfooted. I’d make my feet and legs normal.

Me: “I’ve tried everything I am physically capable of trying short of anorexia. Ive tried to walk. Ive tried lifting weights. I’ve even starved myself. 200 calories every other day for 3 months. Nothing works. I think I may have a legitimate medical issue”

Doctor: “Drink water and walk. Thatll be $250.”

Me:

Everyone is stealing your data and selling it. Feeding it into AI. Building profiles on you to better send you ads.

Yes. Literally every company. There’s no regulation so to them it’s free money.

Soon as Chump took office the moderation flipped. It was open and handled well. Now if you call a corrupt politician an asshole you get a violation.

Talk about Palestine get a violation. Critical of the Chump regime get a violation.

Chow somehow inserted himself fully up Chumps ass on like Jan 22. TT hasn’t been the same since.

No I can’t. I signed an NDA.

I don’t believe that for 1 millisecond.

Spez won’t be able to stop himself from enshitifying reddit in any way he can to appease those VC pump&dump scammers he’s spent the last decade ruining reddit for.

quaso

Is it illegal to Nelson laugh while pointing at swasticar enjoyers and calling them dorks?

No? Then this is all a waste of time. I shall continue doing so unabated.

I plan to be the jerking guy at Vesuvius if the nukes fall.

I saw a video of that once.

There’s no going back from that. If you’ve seen it, well… you’ve seen it.

New incel lore recently dropped.

It’s now gay to have sex with women.

So what im hearing is never buy an LG TV. Got it.

Sayonara in my ass. By Kenshi Yonezu.

Fellas. Is it gay to have sex with women?

The ultimate defense against hacking is low tech storage. Tape is stable. As long as you keep magnets away from it.

Not even Elons Incels could get at that data.

Fuck you OP.