I feel ya. Losing weight and I’m finally at the final notch, which means I have to buy a new belt. Fuck my life.

If you have to ask, you can’t afford it.

I’ll wait until they make one with 300 screens I can flip like a book.

Maybe that’s why he asks for a snowball after she’s done.

Stephen Millimeter for sure.

Hey, I see me.

PeeWee German

I wish I was gay, so I can get chicks.

God is gay