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That. That is quite possibly the best response in this thread. And I’m not even British.

Without even thinking about it, I read that in Joe Pesci’s voice. You should be proud!

That $70 RD may have something to do with that price tag. Salami is expensive these days.

I cannot relate.

As an autist, I find this assertion nonsensical and offensively reductive.

Love this!

Think you better quit letting shit slip…

The solution: no human contact.

That’s definitely a mental image right there.

Yer gonna need a much longer pole…

You’ve clearly never had the transcendent experience of shitting in the woods. Or behind a dumpster at the Circle K.

Ooooooh yeeeeeah, brother! Can yooooou dig it?

I’m aware. I’ve been through half a dozen of them and don’t want to buy another. An aux cord costs $5 and last practically forever unless you abuse them. My car has built-in Bluetooth, but it has a weird delay and randomly disconnects, mutes, or starts changing what I’m playing on my phone like a remote is pressing buttons.

I bought a USB-to-aux adapter because my current phone does not have a headphone jack and my vehicle doesn’t have Bluetooth. I use it literally every day, sometimes for hours. It’s utter nonsense that they are getting rid of them.