Like the upper management and C-suite give a fuck about any of their employees.

This has to be fake, because birds aren’t real.

As much as I’d love for people to do this, there’s probably a ton of software safeguards to prevent this. Even if you’d get around it, those greedy fuckers will undoubtedly void your warranty. And somehow that’s legal too.

Can the EU please do something here? This is BS.