Rivermoonwolf

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I don’t know how to switch accounts and fucked up my wife’s entire persona she was building by commenting under her account. Instead of deleting the comments when I realised my mistake, I instead just switched accounts and left those comments there for her to find when she woke up. I claim to have planned to go back to delete them, but instead I was just gonna completely forget about them.

I am so smart 🤓

I don’t know how to switch accounts and fucked up my wife’s entire persona she was building by commenting under her account. Instead of deleting the comments when I realised my mistake, I instead just switched accounts and left those comments there for her to find when she woke up. I claim to have planned to go back to delete them, but instead I was just gonna completely forget about them.

I am so smart 🤓

I don’t know how to switch accounts and fucked up my wife’s entire persona she was building by commenting under her account. Instead of deleting the comments when I realised my mistake, I instead just switched accounts and left those comments there for her to find when she woke up. I claim to have planned to go back to delete them, but instead I was just gonna completely forget about them.

I am so smart 🤓

They just want a user friendly Wang.

Christ I’m old

Muppet Hudson Hawk. Everyone BUT the Hawk is a Muppet.

Much of Star Wars was “inspired” by Foundation

You clearly haven’t watched enough hentai

No, Isaac Asimov did

And all that is subtracted because he made Jar Jar.

Dear gods, does this mean a second Holiday Special???

Thank you!

No, today is my anniversary! Also happy Wednesday

Gnome body knows the trouble I’ve seen…or caused

AI - Alabama Internets

Cucumber? Pfft. See me when you hit pineapple.

Then why am I so goddamned prickly?

What the actual fuck did I just read. Get the feeling this dude’s hard drive needs checked. Congrats, we found something worse that the ubiquitous Christian baby

That’s not Mothman. That’s Cousin It on a fancy date.