Rivermoonwolf

Having recently read more Dot Sayers than should legally be allowed (one day I shall recover), let me assure Lord Monocle is "not* neuro typical

Hekate be praised! I’m undercover age! Finally!!!

Very good. Carry on

Lucky bastards

Can we just trade Utah to, I dunno, Mexico for three bucks and a half eaten burrito?

Gods but I don’t miss those days

Unjust laws are not to be followed.

The gay frogs approve

Worked in a Waffle House 28 years ago. Never had a murder, but did have a rape, beating, two football fan crashouts and a drunk guy yelling at the menu for being disrespectful to his invisible wife. Gods I will never unsee any of that. Worse, I never got tipped. Layer moved to a more dangerous gig : Steak N Shake cook.

Slightly off topic, forgive me as I’m somewhat ancient, but why does this image seem somewhat…obscene? I may be overthinking.

And both will see the light of day before Elder Scrolls VI

When these guys say “think of the children!”, it’s usually with their hands down their own pants.

I also understand why your dad never came back. 5.1 out of 5

Where may I purchase cowgirl breast milk? Is it free range?

Don’t worry, the GOP will make all good things illegal soon enough

Turn it off and turn it back on?

I don’t wanna Fuck Zuck. Might get something I can’t get rid of with soap and a sandblaster.

Being honest? Why I came here. And, frankly, I’ve been here less than a day and I love it more than I did Reddit. (Still figuring this place out, but yeah )

Sadly, I’d say this is me right now , except I can afford payments 2 and 3.