Corn on the Hog?

Headbangs

I pulled my retirement funds from the market over a year ago when the market was clearly detatching from reality. They are in a cash account earning modest interest for now.

I don’t let fools in a stupor play with my money.

Standing is just gross. Pee mists everywhere, even if you have perfect aim. All around the toilet and the wall and floor near it.

And if you need proof of this, visit the house of a bachelor that never cleans.

Sitting unless I’m in the forest.

I mean, when we had hard water we just put it through a tap mounted filter. Not sure why anyone needs water to be clearer than that.

I’m firmly in the camp that if you’re so concerned with appearances that you need to buy special ice cubes for a party, you need to reassess priorities.

“Clarified water”?!?!

Ok. I know Canada has great water supply, but where do you live that your water needs to be " clarified"?

As seen in Quentin Tarantino’s “Fill Bill”

You’re damned right they didn’t.

I’m a Xennial and I have hated the LOL shit right from the start. Actually aside from the basic abbreviations from IRC, I tend to avoid acronyms entirely and prefer properly typed messages. Anyone sending “lol” with every message won’t see a lot of responses from me.

And any service that uses it can fuck off.

I make steaks and tiramisu and her panties dissapear. Magic.

The universe was telling you to up your poultry intake

Wait, is this message for the woman, or her period?

That’s a new one to me.

Last I checked in with English, “to run through” or “ran through” when used in reference to a human or living thing means to butcher them with a sword or polearm while travelling quickly on foot or horse.

What about that says love?

Huh, I didnt realize that was an actual product and not just a mistake.

What product are you even talking about? Bitwarden has had syncing for years, if not from day 1

You got that backwards. Its open office that hasnt been updated in years.

Dance your cares away, worries for another day!

Let the music play, Down in Quake 3!

Frag, Frag, Gottem! Frag Frag Frag, Gottem! 🎵

Ill take the train.