That man is Jörgen Van Anussnuffelen the man who invented a machine to turn his own feces into a clay like substance he uses to patch drywall as well as for brick mortar. He is mildly famous for spraining his neck while attempting self fellatio in a dumpster behind a Jumbo in Zwolle.

fuck yeah

Maybe not in North America but there are thriving malls in many cities around the world in 2026.

It is! There are 9 different tables making up the course.

Perfect

Please also tag anything I think is dumb with [HC-DUMB] so I can block it.

Then came the heatwave and everyone is barely wearing clothes at home on those days here. Even the friends who come over!

Of course not! I never turn down a free dildo but as the courier these dildos were not mine to keep.

Reminds me the time I used to be a bicycle courier in Amsterdam and I get sent to pick up a package at a warehouse. When I get there for the pickup, there is a small front desk with a stunning receptionist. Instead of handing me a package, she gets up and says to follow her as she heads into the next room.

I follow her and walk into what I can only describe as a showroom of sex toys. Every kind of dildo and vibrator you an imagine is proudly on display along with some other devices I’ve never seen before. “I’ll get a box. Be right back” she says and leaves the room before I can say anything more than OK.

A minute later she’s back in the room. She hands me the box and says to pick out whatever I need. I’m confused and I tell her I’m just a courier here to pick up a package for “Dave” and just stares at me for a sec and then she starts laughing.

She says yeah she was told Dave was sending someone to pick up the sex toys but she misunderstood and thought Dave was sending someone to “pick out” the sex toys. She then called Dave and spoke for a min. Then she picked and packed the sex toys and gave me the box for Dave.

As you might guess, Dave was a shooting a video and due to a mixup did not have the sex toys expected for the shoot and my company got the courier call.

Yeah it was a wild for certain!

Sort of reminds me of the time my friend fixed me up with a friend of his partner.

OK its not the same but we met up at a nice chinese restaurant in amsterdam and I immediately found my date very hot. We had chemistry right away! When the server came to take the drink order my date lean in close and whisper to my ear “only get a mixer” as she pressed two small bottles into my hand and then winked at me.

Turned out she is a flight attendant for klm and her purse was full of them!

Beans are my Summer Secret to great regularity!

Not going to get enough nutrition like that! You need to get multiple flavors!!

Is that Hiroshi Maeda?

yoyokiddo2000@yahoo.com has entered the chat

Why not just use movim?

no vuela pero te abre el chongo del culo