I just had my first colonoscopy 4 days ago. The frowny face is accurate. At least my 1 polyp removed was benine.

Haha. This is the very first thing I thought of.

I bought some powdered water, but didn’t know what to add.

May everything you drink taste like ass, and that ass was filled with dead gerbils that died due to dysentery and that dysentery was caused by ingesting the asses of other dead gerbils.

I mean…North Dakota is South Dakota’s North Korea after all.

Ah, a “nabbin’ van”

It’s not funny but it is a literal shit post

Did your peen spaghettify as it thrust it’s way past the event horizon of my mom’s singularity?