A friend and I had the bright idea to hit a whole roll of those with a hammer. We also were smart enough to know that it should be on something hard, like a garage floor. We also knew that we didn’t want anyone to see us. So, we made sure all the garage doors were good and shut. I swear, it literally blew his hair back, and my ears have been ringing ever since.

Anxiety Mamba! Say, that’s not bad at all.

National Lard

Sell the car. Making payments on it while saying you don’t endorse Musk feels a bit contradictory.