Melancholy is what Hamlet had, I think you mean Melania

https://www.realsimple.com/butter-recall-april-2025-11712447

In the year 2000…

This is also mine

My favorite is the fact that Microsoft intentionally left a bug in Excel that treats 1900 as a leap year when it wasn’t so they could maintain compatability with Lotus 1-2-3. And at this point fixing it would cause nearly every date value in excel files to display as off by one day and break a bunch of date formulas.

https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/office/troubleshoot/excel/wrongly-assumes-1900-is-leap-year

Heeeeeeey yoooooou guyyyyyyyyys!

Well Greece wasn’t ever a British colony, so they didn’t have as many opportunities to steal artifacts and culture as they did with, say, Egypt or India

I beg to differ

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qSjhjaN5zKI

His ass, it is said, never gives up its dead When the skies of November turn gloomy