https://bsky.app/profile/veryimportant.lawyer/post/3lybxlwzjuc2h

I thought the same thing when I designed my blog in earth tones back then™. The first comment was: “That seems pretty anal fixation.”

I was hired as a backup representative and just wanted to know what I was dealing with and make a clear statement.

The fucking battery is almost empty after just three days! Just because I played Snake every break.

The car i’m failed my drivers test was a Ford Ranger.

Wow, I was the ABCDEA2B3C4D5E1A-Guy until now