I’m imagining imagining world’s worst fatberg and then doubling it after resting.

This is completely unrelated, but I’m fascinated by your usage of original letters for “th”. I recognize the thorn, but what is the other letter you used (“thee” sound instead of “thuh”)?

This is exactly how I interpreted that statement. No one is paying attention, who cares if they slip some garbage ads in?

I recently had a tour of the Redmond campus. They have multiple geothermal wells for power as well as an air conditioning system that uses almost no energy, it was pretty neat.

That’s the game!

I like to play a little game when the bus shows up: 5 minutes early or 10 minutes late?

I had to read E.M. twice because at first my brain translated it as Entitled Mother (which doesn’t seem too far off)

I wasnt able to upgrade to fiber internet until about 2017

I recently had to reinstall windows on a coworker’s laptop because it wouldn’t boot (hard drive is probably failing). I couldn’t even format the drive because bitlocker was bit locking and the only way to turn it off is through the control panel (again, PC would not boot). I ended up having to delete the entire partition so I could reformat and install.