At $30 per haircut

What? That cheap? When I went to a mediocre barber, I had to pay 35 eur, but now it’s more like 45 eur. ^(forgot to shitpost)

What kind of economy are you in? My haircuts are 48 million euro per month (they’re on a subscription, but I locked in a good deal as an early adopter), that’s why I’m not rich, no other reason.

Exist

It’s not about the store, it’s about the notification.

As mentioned in the Time article:

the app is not available on Android because it “requires a device ID in order to send push notifications, which requires a user account and a password.”

I asked chatgpt (because this shitpost needs more AI), and it said:

So while their names are different, the core AI technology is the same! It’s like having two different brands (say, Ford and Tesla) both using electric motors—the motor is the same technology, just in different vehicles.

But comparing suicidal cars to a Ford is total baloney, so ChatGPT is full of shit.

It’s been an honour to waste your time and 72L of water to get the AI to shitpost.

I’m gonna Kum ba yah so hard, you won’t be able to stop me!

ITT: people who start screaming because they don’t realise the # at the start of a line has special meaning, and turns it into a heading.

The edit to make “Surely” bold is the icing on the cake.

but hollywood movies make it seem like people still inevitably sleep in the bed naked anyway

As is customary, Hollywood is lying to you. You don’t fuck and be merry and fall asleep. The ladies usually go pee afterwards (helps for everyone to prevent uti) and with creampies a shower after is basically essential.

Replacing the sheets depends on how dirty they got, but it can usually wait till next morning. Sex is pretty exhausting and we are all a little lazy.

Duolingo isn’t in the business to teach you a a language, that would mean you won’t need the app anymore.

I’ve used Babbel, it seems more to learn a language, but it requires a paid plan to use. It does work more like an actual language course though, with more emphasis on longer sessions instead of 5 min per day.

Don’t forget this small sector called government. Loads of Cobol there.

But how else am I to verify my trust? I trust GitHub!

/s

Also, I wish my urologist had believed me when I said I wasn’t numb for my vasectomy.

I was undersedated for that one too. Hurt like a mother, but I never realised I may be under sedated so I just challenged through.

No issues in the end though. Just a firm reminder to ask for a double dose next time.

Hey, fuck you and your kink shaming

EVERY STONE IS A ROCK YOU STONE BRAINED ROCK

your government. We, as non-US majority users, are having struggles of our own. Your elected, fascist government isn’t anywhere near top priority for us and you should stop thinking it is.

That’s enshittification for ya.

Meanwhile, all “lifetime pass” holders are encouraging this, while they have no skin in the game.

It’s unclear what the fuck it’s about: a shitpost.

Don’t know why Lemmy Shitpost is all politics now. It kinda ruins what I came here for.

I figured out my new Ubiquity firewall can block Amazon and Amazon video with a few clicks. Added bonus that the tv was sending GBs of data that way, without us using the app.

Or vpn hopping, works too.