I just realized that older millennials are ~45. I assumed people over ~43 were gen x-ers.

Wasn’t sure what to expect but it’s not bad.

I’ve seen very few solid implementations of Salesforce… And the consultants are expensive. I’m sure it can be implemented correctly, but it seems you’d need dedicated growth ops staff to tweak, adjust, and continue to optimize the platform.

Long time user, first time caller.

Ok, I’ll bite. So no warning labels? I understand that this is being interpreted as a result of litigation. If there’s not a warning label on a car seat or crib for your newborn… Honestly, why would I need to make sure there aren’t blankets in the crib or that the mattress isn’t too close to my space heater? If the mattress catches on fire or my child suffocates because they’re too small to rotate onto their back but their airway was obstructed by the comfy furry blankets I put into their crib - look, I just wanted them to be comfortable!

I may have lost my baby, but there’s no point in suing anyone. I should have known better! There were no warning labels. I’ll just sleep it off - a life lost, but nobody to blame. It’s chill, all good!

The sirens of Linux call to you in the meantime.

These things actually only degrade as your cat uses them in America. Elsewhere the cardboard doesn’t mix with hair and fall off into little cardboard chunks that are attractive for small children to eat. Also, the structural integrity actually only gets stronger in other parts of the world, so you’re actually encouraged to step on it, as after some play and what might seem like structural damage to a piece of cardboard, it can actually support the weight of a fully grown adult.

Honestly, who would I want to help if not the shareholders? 🥰😍😘

These some high quality memes you’ve got here tonight, sir. You got a license to distribute these white hot bangers?

Nope, she ended up peeing on her own leg to relieve the stinging then we walked to a restroom where she could wipe it off with soap.

I live with constant regret that I didn’t pee on my wife’s friend’s leg when she was stung by a jellyfish and was begging me to pee on her while at the beach. I knew it was better to wash the sting with vinegar or something… But it was a carte blanche to do it.

Yes the disorder is being lazy (or lacking the drive to cook) and poor (or not wanting to spend money on food). Being 30+ compounds these disorders, thanks.

Prepping food is hard and buying food is worse. The meme comments on the burden of needing to feed yourself as an adult.