Nice ash!

My bad. Another commenter gave the same responseius.

Assius to Assius!

Breakfastius

equeef. The brand to trust with your dry ass lips?

Excite once, measure twice.

Motorsickles harvest three times as fast as manual sickles. Pretty sure I’ve heard that.

This ain’t even a buck!

I’m not in love with the shape of you, egg.

Any way the moose goes, doesn’t really matter to me. To me.

Dillhenge

I’ve never understood kinks that involve toilets.

Peeps are panicking.

This guy was great in Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.

At that price it’s difficult to keep your sunny side up.

Same

The words before those are necessary to know if I know what they mean. Know what I mean?

Something might pop up.

Fit together in perfect harmony.

Just a little caulking and you should be set.