Me, playing the bad enabler parent: Oh, come on, Cardboardboxfort. He’s just a baby. We should give him at least one little war.

Would you like that? Do you want a little war? Yes, you do! Yes, you do! Playfully shakes a long, wiggly rattle over your head moments before its other end bites you

Jaws in the Ass

That’s just a sequel to Teeth (iykyk)

Did we run out of powdered milk? Are we on toast now?

Pours Mtn Dew onto steel beams.

Steel beams disintegrate

I guess batteries can’t melt steel beams

The Lord of the flies ⤵️ Children fucking suck

⬅️ The UK fucking sucks 👀

I was originally gonna go with the username SourGrapes, but I decided to use a generic green dragon picture as my pfp and changed it to SourDragon. The character grew from there.

I appreciate the question. Have a nice day ☺️

Just my name.

From my bio:

I’m Sour of the Noodle Council®. I’m here to just dragon it up and be a dragon, and to observe your interactions with my dragoniness to report my findings back to the Noodle Council®

It’s just a character.

I think the crypt keeper Christopher Walken gets a pass

By the time she was two, she’s legally wasn’t mine anymore, so no

Since when?

You had me in the first half, not gonna lie

I gave birth once. Would rather never experience that hell again.

Sounds almost like a badass superhero name. The last name alone is like a dose of hopium straight to my heart

The more I look at it, the more I agree with the sentiment “what the fuck is this”

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A flood of Happy Brain Sauce™ overcame me with the sight of that image. Such nostalgia

Lucky. Half of my tiny ass town got flattened by that thing

MapQuest seems to be the Mamdani of map apps. They just keep cranking out W after W

Is that Wentworth Miller?

Never watched it, but I’ve seen memes and read funny Tumblr posts about him. Should I give the show a try?