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Vandalism as a public service

I love this. They are solar powered so everything would work. All you need is a post hole digger to build a little flock forest.

No, because it still collects data from every wireless device in range.

They were at my house all night anyway

Don’t let them settle! Slay the beast!

Thats just awful.

/s

Bold of you to assume students will learn about this in the future

White Russian says Hi

Its a true fact!

Oinoink

When I was in HS all the farm kids carried their knives and multitools to school every day.

One year the administration asked us to stop, but nobody listened and they didnt mention it again.

If a decent atheist restaurant near me had a playground I would never come here.

I didnt notice

I would like to see him executed for treason.

Destroying a flock camera will give you an intense orgasm.

Random number generator spit out 420 right after 69. Best day ever.

Move everything to the bathtub

All of them, obviously.

Im not reading all that. Grok, summarize this shit in 2 bullet points.