I say shit in teams that I want them to read.

That’s the name of a huge consulting firm that my company works with. I’ve been hearing it for years. It’s weird every time.

If videos from other places with no porn are anything to go off of, they’re going to start learning how to drive their cars on two wheels without the distraction of porn.

When I was a boy,

I dreamed of being a television.

My mom and dad both have ancient machines at home and I swapped both to SATA SSDs. The improvement was incredible. They went from basically unusable, in my opinion, to completely functional for anything they would be doing.

Same but 2024. I missed all of DDR4. Jumped straight from 3 to 5.

That’s probably why some of them have an official account with one post.

Maybe people do it on purpose so the celebrity actually does make an account. Force someone you like to make an account in the hopes that they’ll post. lol

Watching anyone else use a computer, really. It’s agonizing.

I helped my buddy with a project during our freshman year and as my payment, he sent me a photo of his parking pass and its dimensions.

Better believe I used that fake pass alllllll year. Never got caught 'neither.

I did have a buddy get caught, though, and it was quite the fine.

I’m glad I graduated in 2019. The bridge collapsed behind me lol

They ended for about a month, a month and a half ago.

Which is why I never answer the phone.

Can someone make it for Firefox?

Fuck the rest of the admins too while we’re at it.

This is exactly it. The Muskrats, Benzos, and Zuccs of the world want people to think that the future is only on the cloud, because it benefits their business.

The problem with that is that most people are tech illiterate, and will see the cloud as an easy way to just exist with less wires.

Reading comments from people who just do not care whether they own their software, and now hardware, is alarming.

It’s people like us who have to be loud about it.

Blombo solely because of the name.

I didn’t know Bad Bunny was a dude until the whole Superb Owl outrage happened.

I’d rather just pay it once and have it.

Like video games. Just let me pay money for the whole game.

Surprised it didn’t happen sooner.

And on that note, I would absolutely download a car.

Can’t argue with that logic.