Let’s not be too generous.

Ain’t no way she had that mic set up in her room much earlier.

Ok, rocks or whatever junk you have laying around.

Didn’t wish for it, invalid

I know/hope this is a joke but people used to do this at an independent, third party, mail sorting place I worked at as a teenager.

They’d mail all sorts of shit (both literal and figurative) and it was basically handled by one guy who seemed ok with it but was definitely not ok.

Mail them lead, weights, whatever. But please, no matter how despicable the company, there’s likely some at very least mildly abused worker who is just trying to earn a wage and has to deal with the vile shit people try to punish companies with.

Wait, who the fuck is this guy?

Is this a reference to Breaking Bad?

I said the very same out loud today.

To my mother.

She agreed with me.

Did you also post this on Reddit or just take it from /r/kitchenConfidential ?

This comes default in Safari now, even though I know most folks don’t use it.

I watch YouTube just fine on Firefox.

Some plugins to Adblock but that’s it.