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Close, but it’s a hardware store that has a charity stand out the front which sells a “snag in bread”, or also called a sausage sizzle, cooked on a bbq. Your options are a snag in sandwich bread, onion, tomato sauce (ketchup) or mustard. Freshly made with the cheapest quality ingredients.

What a lad

In Australia I’m pretty sure it’s “Streets”.

What do you mean you adopted a cat and wasn’t planning to stay with her?

30 years is extreme and she may not have even been using while driving.