Keeps ‘THEM’ from reading the exhaust pipe’s mind.

Apologies. Late night sloppiness. I support your correction. After I posted it I thought the same thing but couldn’t be arsed changing it.

Wait?!! RUSSIA?!?!?

Misinformation campaign?!?!

Surely some mistake?!?!

That would be SO unlike them!!!

If you like taking a shit, but don’t like the shit, then you really like the feeling of something sliding in your anal cavity.

Well… also according to most physicists.