There’s three reasons actually, they’re needy little fuckers. It probably would be less of an issue if someone invented a comfy testicle brassiere.

Dammit Donnie! Why you gotta get so smart on us!

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Now this is a shitpost!

Two weeks.

Wake up and RAGE!!! 🤟

This guy definitely got diddled by uncle Jack.

Get the policeman off the tracks!!!

Taste the full flavor through your lacerated esophagus!

Did he like… change his hairstyle or something?

Kill your heroes, eat their corpses, and shit out a better tomorrow!

Way better than a mug of glass root beer!

Aw shit, I ate 50 olives.

Looks terrible, I’d try it.

Life’s gulag.

He’d clearly sell your children’s organs to zoos for meat, then go into your home at night and wreck up the place.

cough Myanmar ahem

Can I get desperately needed help please??? N.O.

Does a positronic bear shit in the woods?