Still better than Dragonball Evolution

Whenever I’m asked to fill out a survey, I always just copy and paste the entire text of Dante’s Inferno from Project Gutenberg.

One is a goofy pop culture icon from the early 2000s with a reputation for kindness and professionalism, and the other is Ellen DeGeneres.

Oh hi Mark 1:15

I’m currently reading The Expanse, and at one point a character mentions checking in on the family aggregator his cousin set up to help everyone keep track of who’s living where.

Dude spun up a private Lemmy instance for his family. The future is now!

Buying a boat is a famously good investment

You can put down a book or turn off a movie, but you can’t escape the news. It’s on every TV, gas station kiosk, and Windows search bar in the country.

Sorry, best we can do is a premium (expensive) ad-free tier that still advertises our own products.

Mullet with headlights?