https://youtu.be/Vf4RsmaYuNw

SaLmon in the fish tacos, Hank!

[Insert name here] says Michael Richards is ‘actually a little better’ than Jerry Seinfeld

Was Connect Fork too much of a stretch?

Take a picture? How are they going to smell or taste it? Either shit at work and don’t flush or shit on the floor at work if you want to flush.

I’m from Buenos Aires, and I say kill’em all

Mutant League Football

Send Stockton musk up in one of his death traps

𓀥 | 𓁆 𓀕

𓁆 𓀟 | 𓀣 𓁀

I think I’d like to have the full alphabet instead.

Remember when Sobe bottles were glass and had the manufacturing weak point near the bottom you could smash out with a nail and a rock? They made excellent steamrollers.

Is Joe Schmoe going to have to answer for his shitbox that just plowed through a school zone with an unusual number of speed bumps? Joe hasn’t even met his vehicle yet and it’s gonna be out there committing crimes potentially under his name.

It is weird that he probably saw Danny DeVito rolling back the odometers in Matilda while in a K hole and misconstrued the whole situation. That scene of Danny with the drill taking thousands of miles off an old beater probably seemed like a jackpot idea in that drug addled mind of his.

It took longer than I would care to admit to realize that isn’t Michael Richards.