WIZARD POPE💫

Feck. I forgor that one.

This better?

Wish granted. You are born on Noth Sentinel Island.

Ngl those heels are a bit weird.

The most tremendous dementia they have seen. The greatest people have looked at me and said it’s the biggest, greatest case they have seen. The biggest of all time.

What a dystopia the US is.

Whose dog is it then?

Oh I see. That’s nice. I still don’t need the function though. Give me more space or a better buuld for the premium this feature costs.

Somewhere in between. At least enough to hide inside if a missile hits my house.

How does it know though? If I just put a carton of eggs in there probably not. If the special egg holder is empty maybe. But I could still have eggs while the holder is empty and the fridge would be none the wiser.

But I don’t actually know how it knows the number of eggs so I might be wrong.

Make me a nuclear blastproof fridge. Wtf do I need a screen for? What does the wifi do for me? Does it tell me if I am out of eggs? I fucking thought not.

I think it gets pretty clear he is not serious when he says he gets someone else to fuck his wife.

Probably easier to chuck a pizza in a blender and make creamy soup.

Summer rain is fine when in normal amounts. It’s not fine when it rains every single day for the first 3 weeks of July and the temps drop to 10°C under what they should be.

Conpletely agreed fuck winter rain. Especially when it should be snowing or when it snows for a couple hours just wnough for it to begin sticking around and then after liek 10cm falls it starts raining. Fuck that cannot even have snow for a day? Or it snows then rains the next day. Yeah just ruin my mood firther why don’t you.

Yes except it was supposed to be warmer that day and sunny. I only had shorts and a tshirt on and got sick because not only was it about 5-10 degrees colder than it should have been, it was also quite windy.

Yeah but I don’t live in the mountains. I live down in the lower parts. Usual summer temps here are above 20 most of July and August. around 20 in June and september if weather is nice.

This year we literally had almost constant rain during July and second part of August. first week of august was hot second week was warm. Most other weeks in July and August were around 15 which is about 5-10 degrees lower than usual

What makes sense lol?

No but sitting outside for 6 hours in 15 degree weather in only shorts and a t-shirt without the sun showing once through the clouds does fuck you up enough to get sick for a week.

I live in the alpine part of Slovenia

Except our summer this year has been so fucking cold I literally got sick for the first time in like 3 years. We had like max 2 weeks of summer weather and the rest was rain with temps around 15°C