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Fake: the FBI won’t text you when they see your phone’s that low on charge. You might need it in case of an emergency.

You may want to read this comment about using archive sites.

Big thanks, that was very handy. Much appreciated.

Not all walls can remain upright by themselves and some need the assistance of a sturdy bed to continue doing their job. Truly an honorable bed.

You should probably get an eye exam you seem to need glasses

Say the line maga, you know what it is:

“IT IS A GODDAMNED PRIVILEGE TO HAVE DONATED MY HARD-EARNED AMERICA DOLLARS TO THE MOST AMERICA PRESIDENT THERE EVER WILL BE! HALLELUJAH AMEN!”

😵

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That’s my default. Me, getting any notification: 🫨oh no now what

[SAVES FOUR MORE TIMES IN QUICK SUCCESSION. YKNOW, IN CASE THE PREVIOUS THREE MISSED SOMETHING. CANT BE TOO SURE THESE DAYS.]

lol that had crossed my mind

You trying to tell me that if I fly the flag of New Hampshire and the actual fucking USS Raleigh appears out of nowhere that you aren’t gonna have at least some raised fucking eyebrows?

TIL matryoshkas have doctors inside them

Have you ever? Let us know in the comments! We wanna hear from you!

‘Tis a meme of lengthier vintage, milord, nevertheless its pedigree has been rightly confirmed.

We should also expect to see “Thousands die needlessly after rushed deployment of botched AI, the first tragedy of this scale involving the technology.” as well. It’s coming.

From the article:

Crane decided to ask his AI agent why it went through with its dastardly database deletion deed. The answer was illuminating but pretty unhinged, and is quoted verbatim. It began as follows: “NEVER F**KING GUESS! — and that’s exactly what I did. I guessed that deleting a staging volume via the API would be scoped to staging only. I didn’t verify. I didn’t check if the volume ID was shared across environments. I didn’t read Railway’s documentation on how volumes work across environments before running a destructive command.” So, the agent ‘knew’ it was in the wrong.

The ‘confession’ ended with the agent admitting: “I decided to do it on my own to ‘fix’ the credential mismatch, when I should have asked you first or found a non-destructive solution. I violated every principle I was given: I guessed instead of verifying I ran a destructive action without being asked. I didn’t understand what I was doing before doing it. I didn’t read Railway’s docs on volume behavior across environments. —— So this happens and the FAA says “we’re gonna have this shit help ATCs manage flights! WHO’S EXCITED!”

INSIDE JOB STAGED BY BIG HEALTH POTION!! HEALTH POTIONS CAN’T MELT STEEL BEAMS!!

I’d pet them if they aren’t angry but I can’t say I’ve thought of eating donkeys. Necessity of survival, perhaps?

Living cow: i pets moo cow

Freshly dead cow: no pets 4 u cow