This necklace is a warning sign that says “Do not have sex with this person.”

Down voted for being esoteric.

“Alexa, from now on, call me ‘Big Dick Daddy from Cincinnati’.”

This is an “I still live in my mom’s basement” comment.

I got banned from the “Name My Cat” thread because I CONTEND that all cats should be named Dickface.

“Finally!” - Pete, the incredibly hung horse fucker.

Yeah dummies, those faces Biden was making weren’t him forgetting, they were incredulous expressions in response to the lies Trump was putting out during the debate.