They really want to kill it don’t they

But tell people that millennials look younger than previous generations and people lose their shit.

Making everything equally shit.

I love Democracy.

Nah, you just are what you, aint ya?

Right, right. Everyone’s “expletive” if they’re not doing what you want, aren’t they?

Oh! Narcissistic behaviour in the wild.

Narcissus was a mythological figure known for his self-obsession, but ordinary narcissists can’t be self-contained like that; they need other people to support their self-obsession.

I would pretty much assume someone was a narcissist if thet explicitly wanted to avoid language that could hold them accountable

Coyote ugly

Who dreams of working?

I’ve long worried that the government will steal the perfect pour over recipes me and the bot are cooking up.

I don’t wanna get Epsteined over good coffee

… But a man can’t live on his knees either

A full mammogram

How about a metric ton of tiddies

Wokecel

So it’s still a win?

Rawdogging doomscrolling

You don’t get invited to the fun parties do you?

Obviously rape culture!!1

This is what you thought would be an example of a “good contribution”?

If you’re incapable of sitting down at a table and stating your real opinions without everyone going silent you’re not living in society buddy, you’re just hiding in plain sight