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Who hurt you?

I think I should go to a doctor…

IRL this is where you can go to get Staph infection.

I was in a punk band when I was younger. We were mid set in a shitty bar. My amp started to spaz out. Like cutting in and out every few min. This old dude jumped on stage and kicked it really hard. Patted me on the back, handed me a shot, and jumped down (all mid song). Never had a problem with that amp again. Used it for years after. Old punk rocker magic. Nothing to laugh at.r

I was visiting Ukraine for work for about a month. Me and my coworker found ourselves at a country bar… Bit weird. We were wasted. Dudes have ar 15s out front as bouncers. Too many drinks led to a five alarm fire in my bowels. The weird fish early on didn’t help I’m sure. Found a stall just in time. Unload. No toilet paper. I wiped with the local currency. I’m so ashamed to this day. This was around 2019. I’m a shit american.

Shit. That’s a big oops. Been a very long day.

Holding out for the Anne Frank Trapper Keeper phone.

Unholy Confessions In My Ass

I was a manager. It made me a bastard. I went back to coding.

Where I’m from smoke follows beauty. Americans are pretty vain.

I appreciate this. Can I have a listen? I also make music… Sometimes.

In the immortal words of NOFX clams have feelings too.

But I love potato salad. It’s delicious.