AJMaxwell

Ramenius

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Everything reminds me of her.

I think you need to learn how to flirt

I fuckin love soup

Written by Bingo Heeler

My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead and that’s the way I likes it!

The Beatles even wrote a song about there being 8 days in the week!

This is one of the handful of things me (a leftist) and my rural Trump supporting family both heavily agree upon. It’s nice to find some common ground in such a divided America.

I ate a whole bunch of fiberglass insulation. It wasn’t cotton candy like that guy said.

My stomach’s itchy.

What do you mean, it won a ribbon like 100 years ago

Half a loaf is better than no loaf

The government created stuffed crust pizza