They wouldn’t consider such rational things

I want off Mr Bone’s wild ride

I’m tired

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What makes you think that they’d do that?

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That’s probably a day’s profits. Fines are just a cost of doing business to massive corporations

There’s Ungoogled Chromium which claims to do just that

Brave is full of adverts for crypto and is owned by a homophobe

I’ve been enjoying my modded Casio W-800H for the last few years. It’s a nice sweetspot where it’s cheap enough that I don’t need to worry about it but it has the features I want (namely a countdown timer).

See also the Self-Transcendence 3100 Mile Race, in which the runners lap one city block 5,649 times over 52 days. The prize is typically a T-shirt, a DVD, or a small trophy.