What’s up Joplin gang!

Also a great way for me to never consider looking at a Ram, Chrysler, Dodge, or whatever the fuck else this corporation makes.

Check your “urcranium” bruh

I’m good with my 1080p TV and cables from 9 years ago, who the hell cares about a few extra pixels? I want good content, not better graphics.

I was wondering what would happen if you asked it to send you money.

Lol read past the title, smart ass:

Macquarie Dictionary, Australia’s national dictionary, has recognized the importance of the term enshittification in today’s tech by crowning it the word of the year – it also won the people’s vote.

Yup, that’s indeed what it says with the third word.

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Because some things are, and some things aren’t.

Too bad it doesn’t work for filtering text in images, because here you are.

No, they need to be careful. I keep a personal database of companies that raise prices and have poor customer service.

You can still threaten to cancel. It will be even more effective when the power of cancelling is in your hands instead of theirs, and as easy as one click. Not sure if you were being sarcastic.

Next do lifted pickup trucks please!

their pizza box is not the only thing that looks to be made of cardboard

drunk couple act

genuinely curious what this is

The first time the price of a good changes between the time I put it in my cart/basket and checkout, I will be starting a class-action lawsuit against corporate fraud.

depends on what your definition of is is

They should be charged an “inconvenience fee” for each and every person whose data was breached.

With that despicable personality, and a face that looks more and more like a blob fish removed from the ocean depths, this guy proves on a daily basis that money can’t buy everything.

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Someone at Xitter should hire me ASAP! My development skills are on-par with Elon.