Lawyer: “Your honor, my client runs a massive child sex trafficking ring that caters to the world’s elite. Without access to his office it would collapse.”
Judge: “His crimes are pretty heinous.”
Lawyer: “You’ll get a VIP package.”
Judge: “Well I guess he’s suffered enough.”
Acid is for people who fear getting caught and being linked to the crime. These guys didn’t care enough to be that efficient because they don’t fear consequences.
Longer than four hours and it should have sought medical treatment.
Eh, Mary was a teenager when God knocked her up. Seems religion and power are just convenient excuses for old dudes to fuck kids. Always have been. Fuck religion and the morons who follow it.
Maybe they’re radical anti-capitalists doing what they can to move their economy to a barter and trade system?
I watch ASMR to fall asleep and quackery of all kinds is very relaxing to me. I’ve noticed that chiro and chakra/aura reading/crystal and herb touching all have the same vibe. The difference is that chiro sells itself as medical, uses a lot more scientific sounding jargon in a professional looking office, where aura stuff is mystical and spiritual with candles, incense, and mandala tapestries. It’s woo-woo for people who think woo-woo is beneath them.
Slots are awesome because they prefer forking to spooning.
I worked at a late night pizzeria that served the after hours crowd. If you think last call is desperate, holy shit.
Should have been there during the late 90s and early 00s when binge drinking was the rage. No dating apps, no addiction to socials, just bars full of horny drunk people making bad choices the way nature intended. Some nights you gave the facial, some nights you received, some nights both. Most mornings you had no idea what the fuck you’d done but the lingering stank told you it was probably regrettable.
Stray cats have been rendering their 3D models for years. Process takes about two months though. And you know it’s AI because every once in a while they produce one with six toes.
We’ll get a J6 biopic with the finalized version the self-myth the regime wants to cement.
Birth of a Nation 2: Electric Boogaloo
Never met Ozzy, but had a shot with Lemmy after a set by his side project Hedcat. For a god he was humble and a chill dude to shoot the shit with. No fucking clue who the other dude in 9 is but hopefully he like Jack Daniel’s.
Suicideel is my spirit animal.
“Fuck you, I’m taking you with me!”
I’m glad I got to see them live but unfortunately they just weren’t great that night, played faster than they should have and it was kind of a mess. Also didn’t help that they were opening for Priest and, well, you ain’t going to upstage them for stage presence and virtuosity. Still a wild show and a killer pit.
Yeah, it never took much. Take a video of a factory farm abusing their animals? Fucking radical leftist Antifa-extreme menace to society level terrorist.
On the bright side, robot dogs don’t die when the pig they’re assigned to leaves them in a hot car. Also, nobody cares if a robot dog gets shot/stabbed/kicked.
“He’s an asshole sir.“
Mirror universe Odo blew up Alderaan.
Trump has never been much for requiring consent, especially when spreading herpes.