But you’re not limiting crabs, right? I fucking love crabs, and crabs have no carbs. Carbs, Crabs, Crabttlestar Galactica

I honestly wasn’t trying, I told it to stitch up two pictures. I expected a side by side, not a merger. But it looked really fucking cool

anyone else get this vibe?

I like things that are salty and spiraling Crab dudes, you guys ok?

Serious question, how did you have the egg? I’m always wanting over easy, but usually just scramble due to laziness. Could you do like an article on how you made your choice? Could you also cover the time it rained for 2 million years on earth? There’s gotta be a great way to integrate the two. Squeak something about how your mam’aw influenced your standing on rain would be fantastic

When tf did the verge put up a pay wall?

Is it weird that I kind of think she’s kind of cool?

I used to think Young MC was the son of MC Hammer. Holy hell I aged myself there

Jokes on you, my cock was small before I even had sex

TIL: Taking mushrooms and experiencing ego death makes you a superior intellectual. Well I have those qualities, and I assure you, I’m not an intellectual

Yea, I didn’t take it seriously, but my wife… really bad at left vs right

Books over sex? Nah fam, you can keep that deal

I hate that I’m saying this, but this would be handy for my wife. Except like, correct, ya know?

Sometimes it’s important to get an engineer’s thoughts, and not leave everything to the design team

woosh

Judging from your downvotes, that’s comical

haha, stroke

Two things can be true