Fuck your Honda Civic, I’ve a horse outside

Fuck your Subaru I’ve got a horse outside

And fuck your Mitsubishi I’ve a horse outside

If you’re looking for a ride, I’ve a horse outside

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ljPFZrRD3J8

Mmm a nice cold can of Dritc

Captain Planet, he’s a hero

I know I shouldn’t kink shame but the fold capturing that D ring is objectively disgusting

(had gherkins)

This makes perfect sense in Leeds

Slaps roof of curtains