Time to start telling everyone you’re better than them

Apparently 6000 of the guys in first pane killed themselves in the US last year

Similarly, if a Dutch person ever asks you to “kiss my moist cunt” or (kies mijn mooiste kant), don’t take offence.

What’s gaya genda?

That’s me haha fml

Solid food should not be served on a cup

First, remember that an orange is like a good marriage. Then just eat the damn orange.