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It’s entirely possible this reviewer had COVID and didn’t know it

Waiting for the phone to ring has never been so exciting

Not sure if making a statue to whatever the British call “liver tea” would be recommendable though

And people ask why did I bother to set up dual-booting, it’s because of these shenanigans

Basically, a “vacation” to a psych ward. “Grippy socks” are used instead of shoes, specifically to prevent inpatients from harming themselves with the shoelaces.

And the pocket bags were large enough to fit all of that inside, sometimes with spare space for a charger or two. Ah the times

Which is why I don’t waste my time doing much. Turns out the Buddhists had a point

More like planking OP’s sister amirite

What kind of Captain Tsubasa shenanigans are these?

…Never mind, the kilogram of gold hasn’t been below $100K since at least last year: apmex.com/gold-price/1-kg-gold…

I had forgotten that the US dollars didn’t require being in 1 USD bills. Yeah, using 100 USD bills could make the value better than gold’s, as long as it sells below $100,000 USD per kilogram

And now you nerdsniped me into finding the value density of a dollar bill, which is roughly 1 gram, which makes a kilogram of dollars be worth some $1000 USD. Which still pales in comparison to the value of a kilogram of gold by at least a factor of 40-to-1

A multi-boot list so large, GRUB needed to implement a scrollbar just for it

I misread a letter on “a real human lick” (guess which one of course it’s that one) and it frankly makes more economic sense to use it for that instead of as a tongue

And that’s Dracula’s White Claw. Not the drink, like, an actual claw he likes to carry around. Don’t get scratched.

I mean, fighting a man so physically weak should be a walk in the park

I get notifications from exactly five kinds:

• Work
• My mom
• My bank trying to rope me into a credit or an insurance
• A group for autistic adults even I am too anxious to post in, because they all somehow have friends and I don’t
• News

Broly was just there

I read it as “fat-homing”, like, a messed up version of fat-shaming

I was once recommended to remove “Esperanto” from the list of languages I spoke on my resume, so, checks out