That’s nuts

Now you, too, can make your very own Face Pie

Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74

…That poison?

Who doesn’t like a nice grilled wurst?

Poor man’s sawstop: just wrap the cord around your hands while you’re cutting!

… Just checking.

Sorry, you’re only an otaku if you were grown in the Otaku region of Japan, otherwise you’re just a sparkling weeaboo.

I think there are cryptos that fix their value to the dollar

Sad Victorian woman gazing wistfully out the window:

A reddit mod for a mensa sub sounds like possible the most insufferable combination imaginable

Where is the other guy? Is he safe? Is he alright?

Just a little off the top, please

No, just lip balm.

I’m just waiting for the US to join the rest of the world in including tax in the price.

And whose fault is that?

Elmo would never!

Yeah, disliking the format is one thing, but it’s used correctly in this case.

Bone apple teeth