If this was asked in China, I bet nobody would seriously say “I wanna live in the past”

(at least not in the context of traveling back to the 1950s or something like that…)

ERROR: YOUR PACEMAKER HAS CRASHED, PLEASE PRESENT YOUR ID TO VERIFY THAT YOU…

checks notes

… actually need a pacemaker and not just some kid… why need ID? cuz… something something counterterrorism and protect children…

Does this apply to Mestashtics?

Meshtashtic-net, anyone?

I wonder what the “Lib-Right” would say about this lmao

Is “Pro-Constitution” and “Anti-Tyranny” gonna be on a list of banned words?

They’d be happier if I stole 6 dollars from their bank every day and gave them a $2000 Red Envelope on Lunar News Years lmfao.

Eh, I think driving is still cheaper…

According to google: 150 miles (approximate distance) for a Toyota Rav 4 is approximately $20 in gas one way… $40 both ways… saving $14 xD

(wear and tear blah blah its not immediate so as far as their frugal brains go, its cheaper…

Oh yea… they’ll probably need to go together… so two tickets would be over $100

Lesson Learned: Travel by driving is cheaper if you have more than 1 person)

nonono that doesn’t work, idiot!

you have to use inspect element!

me big brain 🤓

flying

IN THIS ECONOMY?

Roadtrip it is!

(Or they can be very frugal and walk there in 3 days… but that’s after April 15 and then the Taxman is big mad…

Biking maybe? xD)

How do they even verify my foreign birth certificate?

Like I could just forge one bearing the seal of my former country, how do they even tell if that’s legit?

“American People got ‘control’ of [insert thing here]”

🤣

We don’t even have control of our own government which is supposedly “of the people, by the people, for the peoole” 🤣🤣🤣

(apologies for the excess use of emojis)

Sinophobia lmfao I saw my dad’s phone have JAV sites in the browsing history…

He must love America for this internet that’s giving him access to all these 🤭

I mean… I doubt him and mom even fuck

Tbf they literally tell you that your keys will be uploaded…

full disk encryption and VPNs wont do anything if the OS just starts snitching on you anyways…

I went to South Korea…

In the airport waiting for a transfer flight xD, never went through customs…

But technically I was stepping on South Korean Soil… am I not?

And you have to do it again every year. The law requires Apple to re-verify someone’s age annually, meaning South Korean users face a recurring obligation to confirm their identity just to keep accessing content they’ve already been verified to use.

👀

Nah, I wouldn’t download an app from the Biden Admin either, nor Obama admin.

Hell, Obama was the one that extended the “Patriot” Act…

“Hey guys this is my emotional support cat!” 💀

My older brother is about to go to China for like matchmaking and stuff and then if he finds someone, they’re gonna marry and then he’s gonna apply for his (hypothetical) wife to come to the US…

So yeah, that’s irl

(Context: My family is originally from China, mom be pressuring him to marry cuz “if he gets too old nobody would marry him” lol (he’s 28 btw))

My aunt who are like “middle class” still goes abroad on vacations all the fucking time, its just bussiness as usual for them… I never hear about a border entry denial when they come back…

(That said, I’m paranoid so I’m not gonna risk exiting since I don’t wanna risk not being allowed back in)

Nah, I wanna ruin air travel 😈

Next up: Boeing Buys Airbus 🤣