Zuckerberg tried but Elon’s mom said no.

Uninstall it. Firefox and chromium are the most secure browsers you can get. I like to put this in money terms. A 0 day for those two is tens of thousands of dollars. An Opera or brave exploit? Maybe a couple grand

Murder solve rate in the US is like 50%. If you count hitmen, sicarios and cops it’s probably in the hundreds

Ok this is gonna hurt. 2005 was 20 years ago

Chatty government contractors. I imagine some parts are updated but at least 2 years ago there was still a load of legacy hardware kicking for them to speak of

Think further back. Like late 80s to 90s IBM

How old do you think the mainframes running Social Security are?

No. Java is not suited for this. This code runs on mainframes not some x86 shitbox cluster of dell blades. They literally could not purchase the hardware needed to switch to java in the timeline given. I get what you’re trying to say but in this case Java is a hard no.