Would REALLY love to de-surveillance my vehicle if anybody has any tips (please quietly make the “buy an old car instead” jokes to yourself)

Man, I feel like I went 15 years without anybody talking to me about using Gentoo but now THEY’RE BACK! Glad to see you.

Excuse me, mine is a skeletool. Very futuristic. Very manufactured by Leatherman.

I always thought Debian stable was basically just for the ISS

It’s not for everybody and it’s certainly not nuanced or pointed humor at all, but it’s funny and it holds up.