In my language it’s known as “key incontinence”, from the sudden incontinence experienced when turning the key when you get home.

“Embezzlement” - my favourite word, phonetically speaking.

Probably own a privacy-invasive phone and use it as little as possible.

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Sweet man, that setup right there is next level!

It’s a shame that, when Norwegians changed their counting system, the suggestion of using “to-ti” didn’t catch on for 20. It would be analogous to saying “twoty” in English.

M’lady

Nice numbers <3

Occupational Lung Disease? Onerous Life Disorder?

I knew it was a mistake to shave today.

If I squint my eyes I still kinda see it, nice!

I have never ever seen a baby pigeon. Not even a picture. Where are they hiding them?!

Baaaa.

I suddenly feel so old.

Supposed to, yes. But with the inflation they substitute as human food as well.

I have no quarrel with that squarrel.

What do I need to roll to pass the failsaves?

I made love to many, many women, often outdoors, in the mud and the rain, and it’s possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing.

Nice fork.

People who commit archery.