https://youtube.com/watch?v=C06jAb-e_iU

Bet he doesn’t even have water in that pot as well!

Well his best is shit!

He isn’t cooking shit, none of those stoves are on, fucking stupid bird

It’s out there, but it’s actively trying to evade you.

The problem is, everyone’s praying to God, you gotta pray to Cthulhu, that motherfuckers got your back.

You’re supposed to pre pray before you get on the plane.

There’s only one handlebar and he’s not even holding it, the other side is a random basket he’s just casually resting his hand on, Eldritchagram on apparently painted phones, he’s sitting way too low, so he’s obviously got the seat off and slid right down on that pole, that scooter has the tiniest and most fucked up looking back wheel, those window bars are just on a wall, it’s concrete behind, that hair is a swirling storm of silver stuff… Proper slop

That’s huge!

I stack produce

That laugh was kinda terrifying.

That’s a rapist, not a legend.

Nah, he was Anti Bread tho.

The people who owned my cat before me had him neutered really young, so he has absolutely no urge to have sex, but my neighbours cat has fallen in love with him, so every time she goes on heat, she comes over and tries her little heart out to get his attention and he’s just oblivious AF and thinks he’s just got a a nice cool friend. It’s so sad hearing her try and I can’t tell her she’s wasting her time, I don’t speak cat.

Go have a wank and come back, you’re a little too horny today.

So an album full of covers of John Cage’s 4 33.

Here’s a better one I made.

It’s also a really, really sad place, some mad delusions over there.

They make our tankies look sane.

We only know he gave him a blowjob, not the quality of the blowjob, he could give bad blowjobs.

But I do like to believe that he’s the best dick sucker the world’s ever seen, like he gives mind blowing, utterly amazing blowjobs, it would explain how he got where he is.