

Cheers, yeah it’s great when it works, this time I should stick to it, because it was my decision to get on it instead of someone else getting me to. Got sick of having breakdowns all the time.
Unofficial Australian Ambassador to the fediverse.


Cheers, yeah it’s great when it works, this time I should stick to it, because it was my decision to get on it instead of someone else getting me to. Got sick of having breakdowns all the time.


My anxiety medication is working wonders, haven’t had an anxiety or panic attacks in a week now and I’m also happy, which is reeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaalllll fucking weird.
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Ohh fuck I needed that, thank you.
Ohhhh get out of here you god damn lochness monster trying to get tree fiddy out of me I told you I’m not giving you no tree fiddy!
Jestern Australia?


Oompa Loompa doompaty deal
I put my dick in your breakfast cereal
Like one of these but googly eyes instead of tape.

I’ve seen a hat with my tits are down here on it before, it was relieving to have written consent to look.


Yeah, I’d like to censor those pedophile politicians, with my rpg censor.


This is like texting your ex at 3am “you up”.
Be the change you want to see.
That’s on you bud!
That’s up to you.
He sneezes and his ears rip out of the Velcro.
What about an iPhone? Could you store that in your cheeks?
Why stop there, we have an expert in blowing up star systems.

Here, take my username, you earnt it with that story.


Maybe she stole a geological feature from him in my version.
I’m more of a procrastinator, so I’m hoping that starts disappearing, I’m starting to get there with that tho.