I done had me a case of the hoary puffleg the other night, dagnabbit.

Depends on how much he pays the judge.

You can have more money than you could ever spend and stil be worthless. Musk proves this every day.

A lot of his fondlerbots on Twitter posted about how wonderful it was, but that’s what he bought them for.

Her could always leave. That’d improve it immensely!

Hey, now, come on. All the Musk Dickrider bots he bought for use as most of his followers (so he can pretend they’re real people) love him.

And they’re classy enough to not rub our noses in it!

What are you doing?

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And his most famous son. The shit didn’t fall very far from the anus.

If old Merrie Melodies cartoons have taught us anything, it’s that this is possible, Daffy Duck did it, and the government is going to ban all cartoons lest children run out and do it, even though they never have.