I’ve been really enjoying trilium as an open source alternative but fair warning it’s not as polished as Obsidian

I swear my wife waits till she gets headaches and needs to eat, I always offer to cook but for some reason the migraines are the real decider of when we eat

now this is what I call a Dom

my carrier provides me a service where it puts my voicemails in text form and I could never go back

thanks for the first ever, funny minions meme

here is a list of compatible banking apps, however the list is crowd sourced so trust but verify.

“there seems to be a disconnect”

is my favorite professional way to say what the fuck are you talking about?

what is this!? a cheese wheel for ants?

I’ve always wanted to buy one of those big Cheese wheels but let’s be real it’s going to be expensive and then I’m committed to just one type of cheese forever.

lateral thinking, i guess

Best hot dog place around, I reckon.

Eye. Clairvoyance really helps with bug testing.

Wait there was another one?

I don’t know the white point on some of the LED headlights is extremely taxing to look at at night.

Can we address headlights that are brighter than the sun now?

If you absolutely must use Windows 10 or 11, I heavily recommend you use the IoT variant with all this ripped out.

Pomme de terra

There’s a joke about cheesecake in there somewhere.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corporate_Memphis

BURN. IT. ALL.