To all the people who are about to excitedly post about the proper use of the word ‘Freon,’ and explain refrigerants, I would like to preemptively say: stfu nerd.

Soooo….

There gonna be a sequel?

Jinkies.

Except what they teach you in engineering school, apparently.

They said, “Sir, you can’t rape the 11-year-olds. It’s highly illegal.”

(Crowd booing, Trump shakes his head)

I put it in there!

(Crowd surging)

(Beaming now) I put it in twelve more of ‘em!

pinkpantheress is so fucking cute.

How am I supposed to say no to this?

happy flushing noises

I’m like a public toilet that thinks.

Capsule makes contact with the water at around 20mph.

Oh I can think of lots worse.

I’m sending this to my ex next time I wanna hook up:

Never, ever try and engage these people on their terms, for example, by trying to “challenge” them with counter arguments. They already have a whole script of replies ready for anything like that, designed to drag you down to his level of bad-faith bickering.

Instead, simply call out to their face what they actually are. These are bad-faith actors there for the sole purpose of undermining social cohesion by creating a false dichotomy between science and religion. They are not the only reason we are so divided but they are a large one. Tell them that. Don’t let them respond. Don’t give them questions to answer. Just keep pressing, stating what they are, to them, and to everyone who’s stopping to listen. Humiliate them by presenting them to the public as the cancer to society that they are.

I certainly am.

Me to my mom

Now now, we don’t body shame.

I draw inspiration from my boss, who is way more resourceful than he gives himself credit for. If our project manager comes out and says we need to figure out how to degoombulate a whatsit, he will (after ten minutes of bitching) go into his junk drawer of rods, shims, and c clamps, and fashion together the best damn whatsit degoombulator you ever saw.

If the tool 1) accomplishes the task and 2) doesn’t fuck up what you’re using it on, it’s the right tool.

This is basically the entire premise for Adventure Time.