These are seriously the funniest comments I have read in a while. 🤣
hopesdead
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Is it angry because of the fire or that it was rescued?
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I implore you to stop using the drake meme template
3·25 days agoAnd I implore everyone to get their screenshots right. The color-mismatch is annoying.
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Technology@lemmy.world•China Is Banning Tesla-Style Retractable Door Handles Over Safety ConcernsEnglish
27·1 month agoIt’s already fucked up that he legally gets to call himself a co-founder for simply being on the board.
The historians are having rage blackouts over celebrating in the wrong month.
Does Jim know he is being associated with such things?
I thought Best Buy paid a fee to any employee that gets featured.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Help - do I need to change my distro??
6·2 months agoFor those unaware… Hannah Montana Linux is a real distro.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•What can you tell from this photo alone?
1·2 months agoYou wouldn’t be saying that if you have seen the movie that was named after.
You’re gonna eat the dildo?
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•🔥Leaked copy of the Epstein Files🔥
6·3 months agocock ring falls onto the floor making a loud thud
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•THIS is real. There is an app that allows you to text with Jesus
21·3 months agoDamn, you saw this first.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•THIS is real. There is an app that allows you to text with Jesus
9·3 months agoThat first sentence had me startled.

EDIT: Looks at second text. Is this secretly Winn Adami?
Not as crazy as the side job with Grimes in Cyberpunk 2077, which suspendedly he was in the studio for at times.
Doesn’t matter unless they work at HQ in Irvine. Still wouldn’t matter then.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•A baseless and malicious claim
13·3 months agoI genuinely want to know the search query that gave this.
She killed those puppies.

That’s just BoJack Horseman cosplaying as Gob Bluth.