I wonder what ICD code they used for billing…

https://www.healthcaredive.com/news/the-16-most-absurd-icd-10-codes/285737/

I used to work at a company that made software related to this and we always had fun finding ridiculous codes for testing internally. I think there was an actual code defined for someone being hit in the head by a turtle.

I can’t imagine spending so much time and money on games and always looking completely fucking miserable the entire time. They all have the same expression.

My favourite bit of trivia from that movie was that Stephen King watched it and was furious by the ending because he wished he’d thought of such a grim ending when he wrote the book.

I dunno, but there’s a guy in prison somewhere in Georgia who’d been trying to make collect calls to talk to them for months. I never got to learn more because the calls always came in super early in the morning when my phone was on silent, so it was always just voicemails.

This is a facility of the Georgia Bureau of Prisons with a collect call from <insert recorded voice> DWAYNE STABSALOT. Press 2 to accept the connection.

Exceedingly kind of you to assume they can read a ballot.

I noticed a few weeks ago that a lot of people were pooping and taking so much goddamn time in the bathroom. Like, what’s going on?

Oh, they were sneaking in to write on my birthday card. It’s even a tradition and it was my birthday party but no, my stupid fucking brain decided the logical explanation was that everyone had diarrhea.

So I guess I’m the reason party guy has to worry.

Yes, that’s right, I ordered the Mount Doom soufflé.

Mmmmm except Shaq is huge so he’s already basically 2 guys. So with his shares, instead of 0.5 guys it just cancels out to 1.

QED Shaq == Shaq, no?

this ceiling

This meme made me thirsty.

Ohhh I thought it was Derek Chauvin and thought it was especially shitposty.

They sure all do look alike in orange.

That’s too early. Should be delaying that a bit so the cord blood drains first.

At work this request means “I’m going to ramble for 45 minutes because I don’t understand it enough to form a question”.

Where’s Picasa??

If I were in a fire and suffocating and somehow had a long tube in a bathroom, I think I’d stick the hose out the window and breathe that air instead.

And if I found myself:

• trapped in a bathroom
• suffocating due to smoke from a fire
• i have a long flexible tube
• no windows in the bathroom AND
• I’m somehow not going to burn to death

Then I’ll just fucking die. It’s fine. That’s such an edge case I’m not gonna worry about it.

My condo building just got rid of the company that meters our water. After years of this we could finally break the contract.

My water bill usage was something like $15/mo and they had an admin fee of $13/mo. In a building of like 150 apartments, those guys were raking in like $2k a month from us for keeping their automated shit plugged in.

The managers said they would just stop metering and our monthly fees would pay the bill. After a year, they would adjust our monthly rates to balance it out.

They never had to balance it out - that’s how little the overall water usage cost was.

ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

Except vastly beloved and successful.

AI doesn’t kill people. People kill people!

AI does, however, kill polar bears.

It must say TREY and he’s been squabbling with the South Park guys again.

Did you know that an adult human’s intestines are so long that if you took them out and unrolled them, the person would die?