I also read it as putting them on mid-sentence.

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I happen to be Russian, and yeah. Not the language to learn for funsies.

Thank you, friend

Sorry I couldn’t find a version that didn’t censored the word “fuck.” What is this fucking world coming to?

Fixed thanks to @Klear@quokk.au

I believe so, can never tell them apart.

I know this is oversimplified, but:

C-cup and below = small and medium sized boobs. Pretty bras.

D-cup and above = large boobs. No pretty bras.

Here is an illustration of the post:

Source: https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-essex-50915895

This is all I can think about:

Thanks, crossposted.

Yeah, I hate when that happens in a shitposting community!

My office building still has them and people fill up their water bottles.

*Explodes into a thousand bats and flies away.

No, just a woman parodying the Daily Mail.

You would be correct.

This was posted by Kirsty Webeck on FB, for crediting purposes.

It’s the famous tomato scene from Lord of the Rings.

Two Matts on there. This is definitely about fucking.

Do you still use butter too?