Probably the small bob girls are making the bras are don’t want big bobbys to look nice.

I assume the kids have all moved onto Boxcar Racer?

I’ll do you one better: I DON’T MIND CHECKING A GOD DAMN SCHEDULE. HELL, LET’S GET WILD AND MAKE THAT MFER PAPER I LITERALLY DGAF. Cuz I got that dawg in me!

Biblically accurate Moaning Lisa is coming soon! Also it’s to protest oil or whatever.

The likelihood of my eating the spiciest thing I can find for dinner has risen to 100%.

At the restaurants, just make sure they laugh at you a little when you order. Then you know it’s the good shit.

That sounds pretty good. I think I’m about to buy some spicy ramen.

Probably. Knowing what we know now, the Puritans look awfully sketchy.

Look at that dude, even on pedophile island he’s not getting an invite. Not saying he isn’t into kids, just that all the other pedos probably picked on him.

😮

Wanna see my noodskin?

They definitely deleted all that data, too.

It’s how Tim celebrates his freedom.

Cuz he’s one of them. It’s how he became CEO. It’s how they all become CEO. It isn’t rocket science. They’re broken freaks.

I get it. We’ve gotta be careful with our joints (especially hips) at this age. Everything hurts! Makes me think of that classic oldie by 61-year-old Pearl Jam elder statesman Edward Vedder.

Edit: Shit, that’s REM. :(

Couldn’t you just drink a bunch of milk and get it all out? You have to run out of poop eventually, right?

…right!?

science is incredibly

I would, but I’m not a sick homosexual pussy?

Unless…?

Some things you don’t forget.

Also I’m sorry. ❤️